In the train this morning I was stepped on several times by strangers who do not know the virtue of personal space. I know, I can not complain much. It is, in fact, the MRT where thousands of people ride just to be able to get to work in the morning. I wonder how terrible it is to be confined to this. And for the first time in my life I wondered about the prospect of "greener pastures", in New York perhaps? In London? But then again for a few quiet moments I realized I am still glad I live in the Philippines. Here are some of the reasons why:
- We are not the first subjects for alien invasions. Leave alien invasions for the likes of the big cities like New York or Chicago. Aliens do not feel the need to attack such a small and insignificant race. Think: War of the Worlds. We do not get attacked by those aliens first. Maybe because they do not perceive of us as threats to their global domination. We do not go bombing other countries, in the guise of a war on terror, when we feel like exploiting them of their resources. The only significant alien invasion we have was the invasion of Kokey. Heck, how threatening is that!
- Scary mad scientists won't attack our city streets anytime soon. Our people do not have the means to create large power plants enough to wipe out the entire nation's electricity. ugh, sorry, the government does not fund our scientists. We do not have the likes of Doc Oc of Spiderman fame to create large power plants. Thank god we do not have astronauts to send into space lest we have another Victor Von Doom who will suddenly feel the urge to control Meralco because it poses so much power-politically and electrically.
- We are not the center for zombie invasions. Think: land of the dead, i am Legend, 28 days later. The significance? Our country is never in the forefront when it comes to medicinal research, thus the chances of our people turning into zombies because they are the first test subjects for a newly invented cure for cancer or leprosy or a plague induced by some medicine gone wrong. Seeing as we only result to using drugs which are not used in the states anymore! Think: there has been no reported incidents of people turning into zombies because of phenylpropanolamine use. Sure that medicine is not approved by FDA of the US, but surely it hasn't turned anyone into a zombie yet.
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